Chicago City Council Passes Resolution Calling For Ceasefire In Gaza

https://abc7chicago.com/chicago-city-council-gaza-update-israel-hamas-war-cease-fire-resolution/14374308/

Seattle Police Are Raiding Gay Bars Enforcing Archaic “Lewdness” Laws

https://www.thestranger.com/news/2024/01/31/79366392/seattles-queer-community-demands-swift-change-after-raids-of-gay-bars

The Death of New Orleans Saints Defensive End Will Smith Is As Weird As It Is Tragic

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/27/will-smith-nfl-new-orleans-saints-death-trial

Global Warming Isn’t Real But Also the Minnesota Golden Gophers Rowing Team Has Been Able to Practice On Water This Season

https://www.startribune.com/minnesotas-weird-winter-lets-umn-rowing-teams-practice-on-water/600340082/

Me and Jeff Are Going Halfsies On the Jordan Dynasty Collection

https://chicago.suntimes.com/bulls/2024/1/31/24056382/michael-jordan-nba-finals-clinching-nike-shoes-air-auctioned-sothebys

Police Warn of “Pink” Drug Showing Up At School In Small Town Wisconsin

https://www.wkow.com/news/crime/pink-drug-identified-in-wisconsin-town-can-be-more-potent-than-fentanyl-police-say/article_25ba6706-c07a-11ee-958c-df71d7fdfe81.html

President Biden Immediately Heads To East Palestine, Ohio A Year After Train Derailment Disaster

https://www.wfmj.com/story/50402585/biden-accepts-mayors-invitation-to-visit-east-palestine-ohio-a-year-after-train-derailment

Just A Reminder That Trump Is Actual Hitler

https://www.metrotimes.com/news/lapointe-reading-lyrics-to-the-snake-donald-trump-speaks-with-a-forked-tongue-35279138